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My friend Pat was a psycho

In 1986 I went to work for a local Family Medical Practice that had 8 locations in nearby areas, I completed an internship and began as a...

Little Shits

I promised you a tale of Monkeys While staying in a small house in the Philippines on Luzon way back in 1990, and house is a generous...

We did the Time Warp

I n 1985 a fun night out was getting a group together to dress in costume with props and going to the theater to act out the Rocky Horror...

I attract wackadoodles

It’s true, I for whatever reason attract the weirdos. In 1985 I was enjoying high school, getting into mischief with my friends, fun band...

A can of beans changed my world

I am never going to be a morning person; it isn’t in my DNA. This morning on my drive in to work I watched a dumbass in a silver Mercedes...

Puppy Love

This morning as I wiped my senior dog’s snotty nose and gave him his joint meds, I thought about how lucky I have been to have such...

A dog who can't read

I was driving to work this morning watching careful drivers, yes careful because we just survived a winter storm, one that disappointed...

I have a toaster who does not have a penis

This toaster has been with me since August 19, 1988. The brand name is worn off, it has stains, you have to push hard for the basket to...

Alice

In 2003 I had bounced from a 3 yr contract with OEMI/CDC under the Army after my contract terminated to redirect funds to Operation Iraqi...

Carol

I begin my mornings with these stories now as I sip my warm mug of liquid starter fluid aka coffee, the best thing ever invented. The...

"I" validation

val·i·da·tion /ˌvaləˈdāSH(ə)n/ noun the action of checking or proving the validity or accuracy of something. "the technique requires...

Waffle House Men

No one tells you the truth. When you are a child the world for the most part is interesting, new, small, and immediate. I’m hungry ----...

Nope, nope, yes......

Yesterday I was in Wally World in the land of stretchy pants, bad hair and isle blockers. I saw this woman with VERRRRYYYY long...

Bacon fixes everything...

Some days are BORING and you just need a little something. I wandered into Hobby Lobby to shop for things I don't need but they call me...

Gimmie some cheese please.....

I do love me some cheese! hahahaha Someone needs to move his or her finger so I can read the rest. Was this really a thing back in...

This makes since

It happens every day. Some random person comments on social and it makes me cringe. Today it was since. Yesterday it was For Sell, and...

Hey now, hey now....it's over

As I drove to work this cold morning on autopilot it dawned on me that I am over, done, old, tired, used, irrelevant, unimpressed, and...

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